July 1, 2009

Teaching Maths

1. Teaching Maths In 1970
A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100.
His cost of production is 4/5 of the price.
What is his profit?

2. Teaching Maths In 1980
A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100.
His cost of production is 80% of the price.
What is his profit?

3. Teaching Maths In 1990
A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100.
His cost of production is £80.
How much was his profit?

4. Teaching Maths In 2000
A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100.
His cost of production is £80 and his profit is £20.
Your assignment: Underline the number 20.

5. Teaching Maths In 2005
A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and
inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the
preservation of our woodlands. Your assignment: Discuss how might the birds
and squirrels feel as the logger cuts down their homes just for a measly
profit of £20.

6. Teaching Maths In 2009
A logger is arrested for trying to cut down a tree in case it may be
offensive to religious groups not consulted in the felling licence. He is
also fined a £100 as his chainsaw is in breach of Health & Safety
legislation as it is deemed too dangerous and could cut something. He has
used the chainsaw for over 20 years without incident, however he does not
have the correct certificate of competence and is therefore considered to be
a criminal. His DNA is sampled and his details circulated throughout all
government agencies. He protests and is taken to court and fined another
£100 because he is such an easy target. When he is released he returns to
find Gypsies have cut down half his wood to build a camp on his land. He
tries to throw them off but is arrested, prosecuted for harassing an ethnic
minority, imprisoned and fined a further £100. While he is in jail the
Gypsies cut down the rest of his wood and sell it on the black market for
£100 cash. They also have a leaving BBQ of squirrel and pheasant and depart
leaving behind several tonnes of rubbish and asbestos sheeting. The forester
on release is warned that failure to clear the fly tipped rubbish
immediately at his own cost is an offence. He complains and is arrested for
environmental pollution, breach of the peace and invoiced £12000 plus VAT
for safe disposal costs by a regulated government contractor. Your
assignment: How many times is the logger going to have to be arrested and
fined before he realises that he is never going to make £20 profit by hard
work, give up, sign onto the dole and live off the state for the rest of his
life?

June 30, 2009

The credit crunch is over! Bonuses Are Back!

Time to dust off the golden rake again and prepare for job-hunting in London-town!
*yahoo* \o/

June 27, 2009

Pronounciation pronounschmation. (Or: Russian preparations)

здравствуйте! (zdrazdvudye!) = hello there!
привет! (privyet!) = hello!
как дела? (kak dlya?) = how are you?
до свидания! (dozvedanye!) = good day! (bye!)

:-)

Slowly learning a little bit of Russian pronounciation here. It's fun! And Skype is cool. Had a converstation on Skype with 4 ladies and 1 guy in Russia yesterday (at the same time). Also introduced my parents to the wonders of Skype too, so it was one big group call. Loads of fun! :-D

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Note: The faces have been 'criminalised' for privacy reasons ;-P *muhah*

June 23, 2009

Россия, я близко!

*yahoo!* :-D

June 16, 2009

Renovation: minor problems

Look at the size of my bathroom! :-P

Sooo..... the contractors tried to remove 1 brick from the bathroom wall, and then the whole thing fell down. Meaning that they'll have to rebuild it, and redo the work they did on lowering the ceiling so far. Oh well.... :-)

June 15, 2009

ABN AMRO - The Collection

Amazingly interesting reading material!

June 11, 2009

Total renovations become lessons in Dutch

As most people are probably aware of at the moment, I'm busy with total renovations of my home. I thought I'd share the masterplan with you.

Here is a crude picture of the original situation:

The layout of the flat was terrible. Bedroom 3 was very small. Too small. The entrance hall was tiny. The toilet room was tiny as well (knees and head almost banging the door when sitting down) and the bathroom was not that big either. Apart from that the living was separated into 2 rooms, with a 70% glass 30% wood separator.

This is what the new layout will be:

The names are in Dutch now. So you English speakers will learn something new today :-)

The livingroom is one large area now. The bathroom and toilet room are must larger now. The small bedroom, entrance hall, and main hall are now transformed into one main lobby / dining room. The door to the kitchen is being replaced with a double-wide archway.
There will be a new kitchen, new bathroom, new everything!

\o/

June 8, 2009

His favourite band is Creedence Clearwater Revival

Lily Allen is cool. Good voice. Nice accent. Good texts. Looks alright. What else do you want?

Speaking about texts... this one's slightly.... different :-)

:-P

Oh and how about this one?

"It's just been revealed that Lily will be the new face of the National Portrait Gallery! Alongside other luminaries such as Alex James, George Melly and Ronnie Scott, Lily will have her portrait posted around town to invite people take a closer look.

\o/ Ronnie for the win! \o/

Expensiveness

Finance is the art of passing money from hand to hand until it finally disappears.

Funny quote by Robert W. Sarnoff.
Easyjet is doing a good job at making this 'disappearing' happen right now.

Having to check a bag in will cost you EUR 11,-- one way at the moment, on a short haul trip.
Since you can't specify that you want to have the bag only one way you'll have to pay it twice! This is extremely annoying. So that's EUR 22,-- down the drain already (in case you need to bring a large bag).
Now it seems the creditcard fees have gone up a lot as well. Paying with card types other than VISA will cost you another EUR 9,50. Crazy.

>:|

Wat leven we in een mooie wereld

Lolz :-)
Zal ze leren. Die communisten. :-P

June 3, 2009

Renovations. And some nukes.

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It's always nice to see that you're not the only one making stupid mistakes. How about this one? Somebody at the US government accidentally published a document with hundreds (all?) of the (secret) nuclear sites in the US declared to the IAEA. Classed as "highly confidential safeguards sensitive" you'd kind of think atleast somebody has an *oops*-moment somewhere now :-)

Anybody wants to know where all this nuke activity in the US is going on? Have a look!

On another note: I've been having such great times lately. Off to the UK with Roy, Ilja and Wouter. Off to the UK with Diana. Madness at work. Serious renovation works at home.
Actually... talking about renovations: as of 2 days ago I do not have a bathroom anymore. And as of today... also no toilet!!! *ugh*
Difficult days are ahead.... :-)

May 3, 2009

The way things go

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Not much news here lately. Still working on SEPA Direct Debits at The bank, and I've finally kicked off the full renovation of my flat in The Netherlands. I hope to have things finished by the end of june. I survived Queensday, which in the light of the failed (but fatal) attack on the royal family, gets a whole new ring to it.

So... just relaxing, hoping the hayfever stays away, because headaches stink. And remembering what happiness is, together with my loverly cat :-)

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