Stanziliëri

You're the one whose Facebook status updates every ten freaking minutes.

Every time I check my status feed, it's got one of your useless messages to @somebody about #something. Or it's you telling somebody to "DM" you. Or it's some TinyURL link to your latest blog post. Or something else I don't care about.

You're a Twitterer. And you've got your Twitter in my Facebook.

I'm sure you mean well. You just want one status to keep up to date. You just want everybody on Facebook to know what's going on in your life. Everyone on Twitter wants to follow you, so why not share the wealth with your Facebook friends?

Here's why: IT'S ANNOYING.

It's annoying to watch you have a conversation through your status field; that's what a Wall is for.

It's annoying to see you post another link to your crappy blog; that's what Posted Items are for.

It's annoying to see you promote your company over and over; that's what Pages are for.

My dictionary says spam is "irrelevant or inappropriate messages sent on the Internet to a large number of recipients." Your Twitter messages qualify, through and through. If I wanted to see them, I would follow you on Twitter.

I don't want to remove you from my friend list, but I'm at the end of my rope here. So please, for the love of Facebook, remove that Twitter application and let my status feed live in peace!

*peace out*