Stanziliëri

Most Dutch people will probably know the radio classic 'De mannen van de radio'. (The men from the radio.) They used to do 5-minute improvised sketches on the radio years ago, and they were extremely funny. One of them was about a guy who had a Swiss Army Knife with 3000 different functions. It contained everything! From a nail clipper, to a knife, to a supermarket, a truck, etcetera....

If you're Dutch (or have a very good understanding of it, because you'll need that) and don't know it yet, click play to have a listen!

I'm not going to claim I've now got that. But this is a good try at achieving it. I've now got the original Swiss Army Knife, massive edition:

It has something like 150 functions, and weighs 1.5 kilograms. You can use it as a keychain, but how on earth would you stuff it in your pocket?

Hmmm.... maybe with "zo'n broek met van die zakken aan de zijkant"?

Winner in the category "Totally useless but way too cool not to have"! \o/ :-))))